Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: Sorry,Did U Say Something?

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome...
YR: In The Eye Of The Cyclops~

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: U Bought Them Didn't U?

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: Then Why Are U Still Here?

5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: I'm Sorry,Say That Again? I Didn't Get The "Bruian" Part.

If an annoying pretty woman/handsome man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: No I Don't. ( Gives Retarded Face)

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: U're Blocking My View From The Street Directory.

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: And U Think U're Mine?

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Unless U're Pretty,I Ain't Giving U Any Ride!

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: I'm Not That Handsome,But I Can Make U Fugly.

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: Ugly Woman Say What~?

2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
YR: Oh,Ok.

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night...
YR: And Do What?

4) What do you like about me?
YR: I'm Sorry,But Do I Know U?

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: I'll Give U A 100 Bucks To Ask Someone Else.

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: What's Up Dickface!

2) You smell like shit!
YR: U Are A Shit.

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: No,It's Cause I Pity U =/

4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: U'll Break A Mirror Before Looking Into It.

5) I am going to own your ass in this race for sure!
YR: Oh Yea Sure Whatever~ Guys,Let's Party!

If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: U Just Spoiled That!

2) I know you still love me!
YR: U Know Nothing~!

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby...
YR: Hold On,Let Me Finish With Her First.

4) Please call me...
YR: ...( I Really Don't Know What To Reply To This. LOL!)

5) The break up hurts me so much...
YR: Hey! Meet Jamie,My New Girlfriend =D

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Yea,I Get That All The Time. *Walks Off*

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: To What? The "New" U? I Ain't Trying.

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: I Came Only For The Gift Bag.

4) This one's good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: ( No Reply To This Either =P)

5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: Oh Dear,I'll Take U To The Hospital!

Terence at 9:14 PM | Comment

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